It’s Funny to Call Gay Men “Faggots” and “Fudgepackers”

And so I will do my best and will say that if circumlocutions are required of me, at the end of the day, when all things are considered, in the course of any proffered argument that I might want to advance concerning certain persons who are individual practitioners of that class of actions historically understood as faggotré

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“That’s it, bub.“ I find myself in court, looking at a $250 fine, and ten counseling sessions.

“How do you plead?“

“Your honor, I will be the first to admit that my French is not the best . . .“

“How do you plead?“

“Not guilty, your honor.“

“And yet you acknowledge that you used the word . . . the word spelled f-a-g-g-o-t-r-é?“

“Yes, your honor. I did use that word . . .“

“How was that not a violation of the ban on the eff-word? The Constitutional Amendment concerning this passed a entire year ago.“

“Your honor, I didn’t know that was the word. I thought the eff-word law was referring to fudgepacker.“

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So would I ever taunt a slave of a particular sexual sin with a word like faggot? Of course not. But when these Pharisees of Phootball are falling all over themselves to ban the ph-word — and all driven by an insolent spiritual pride that represents our current apostate elites very well — I am more than willing to have some phun over their phailures of imagination when it comes to fallic placement. It’s their pride that makes it so funny.

Souce: Circumlocutions and Faggotré, February 27, 2014 https://dougwils.com/books-and-culture/s7-engaging-the-culture/circumlocutions-and-faggotre.html