What Does Doug Wilson Believe?

In his own words

What Doug Wilson calls people

Douglas Wilson believes mockery is a Christian virtue. He wrote a whole book defending it, and he has been admirably devout ever since. Below are the slurs, nicknames and put-downs he has aimed at the people he disagrees with, sorted by who was on the receiving end. Each one is in his own words, with the full quote one click away, in case you suspect we made them up. We understand the impulse.

Gay, lesbian & bisexual people 13

“poofter queens”

Doug Wilson has called gay men “poofter queens.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

But now, when we are dealing with high defiance and rebellion, when the cultural center is being dominated by poofter queens, the case is different. We have to testify faithfully to a rebellious generation, and we have to testify that they are in defiance of the weightier matters of the law.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Chapter 17, Preaching and Prayer

“our modern antichrists”

Doug Wilson has said that to find “our modern antichrists” one should look to “liberal Methodist bishops and the lesbians who love them.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

In the scriptural categories, Hitler was a beast, but to find our modern antichrists we have to look for liberal Methodist bishops and the lesbians who love them.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, The Goal of Giving Offense

“creative with their sex organs”

Doug Wilson has described same-sex couples as people who are “a little more creative with their sex organs.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

And the laws of matrimony are not currently being upheld by our rulers, and merely extended to people who happen to be a little more creative with their sex organs. No, the goal is the abolition of marriage.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Tactics of the Enemy

“dogs”

Explaining why “dogs” are shut out of the New Jerusalem, Doug Wilson wrote that “the price of a sodomite is described as the price of a dog.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

This is not just a rejection of sodomy, but also a contemptuous rejection of it. The price of a sodomite is described as the price of a dog. This is the probable reason for the apostle John’s exclusion of “dogs” from the New Jerusalem, which is to be understood as the Christian Church

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, Chapter 9: “Sodomy”

Full entry: The “Dogs” Kept Out of the New Jerusalem Are Probably Gay Men

“pomosexuals”

Doug Wilson has called LGBTQ+ people “pomosexuals.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

But this also means that we, not being God ourselves, cannot point to the mutability of all things (“the grass withers, does it not?”) and turn that into an argument for sex-change operations. “Everything changes, man!” The reason we cannot do this is because the Word of God has defined the image of God in mankind as “male and female” (Gen. 1:27). He fixed it that way. The pomosexuals want the created order to be infinitely malleable

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Part Three: Every Atom Superglued in Place

“homo-fest”

Doug Wilson has called a same-sex wedding “the homo-fest.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

We are to be among the best citizens a magistrate ever had—we should be diligent and hard-working, dutiful and responsible, so that we might put to silence the ignorance of foolish men. We should bake the best cakes in Colorado, but not for the homo-fest, sorry.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Chapter 16, Courage and Civil Disobedience

“perversion”

Doug Wilson has referred to homosexuality as a “perversion.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

In their eyes, the condemnations of homosexual perversion in Leviticus and Romans made Christian schools a theocratic threat to the Republic, while at the very same time the Islamists back in their home territories were throwing homosexuals off tall buildings.

— Douglas Wilson, “The Rise of the Islamo-Commies | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 2:13, August 17, 2026 Source ↗

“gaytards”

Doug Wilson has called supporters of gay rights “gaytards.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

But then there are the gaytards. These are the people — homosexual, straight, and whatever Justin Bieber is — who are the ideal receptacle for the cultural propaganda served up by our duly appointed thought managers. They believe in “gay rights” for the same reason that they believe in climate change. The cool kids have decreed what is “in,” and the wannabe cool kids will enforce it on the unconvinced with a ferocity that can scarcely be credited. They do this in the hope that the cool kids will notice them, and promote them to better things. These people amuse themselves by taunting people ten times shrewder than they are as “low information voters.”

— Douglas Wilson, “Gaywalkers, Gaytards, and the Gaystapo”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), April 7, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Supporters of Gay Rights Should be Called “Gaytards”

“Gaystapo”

He titled a blog post about gay-rights supporters “Gaywalkers, Gaytards, and the Gaystapo.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

But then there are the gaytards. These are the people — homosexual, straight, and whatever Justin Bieber is — who are the ideal receptacle for the cultural propaganda served up by our duly appointed thought managers. They believe in “gay rights” for the same reason that they believe in climate change. The cool kids have decreed what is “in,” and the wannabe cool kids will enforce it on the unconvinced with a ferocity that can scarcely be credited. They do this in the hope that the cool kids will notice them, and promote them to better things. These people amuse themselves by taunting people ten times shrewder than they are as “low information voters.”

— Douglas Wilson, “Gaywalkers, Gaytards, and the Gaystapo”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), April 7, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Supporters of Gay Rights Should be Called “Gaytards”

“faggotré”

Doug Wilson has referred to gay men as practitioners of “that class of actions historically understood as faggotré.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

And so I will do my best and will say that if circumlocutions are required of me, at the end of the day, when all things are considered, in the course of any proffered argument that I might want to advance concerning certain persons who are individual practitioners of that class of actions historically understood as faggotré […] “That’s it, bub.” I find myself in court, looking at a $250 fine, and ten counseling sessions. “How do you plead?” “Your honor, I will be the first to admit that my French is not the best...” “How do you plead?” “Not guilty, your honor.” “And yet you acknowledge that you used the word... the word spelled f-a-g-g-o-t-r-é?” “Yes, your honor. I did use that word...” “How was that not a violation of the ban on the eff-word? The Constitutional Amendment concerning this passed a entire year ago.” “Your honor, I didn’t know that was the word. I thought the eff-word law was referring to fudgepacker.” […] So would I ever taunt a slave of a particular sexual sin with a word like faggot? Of course not. But when these Pharisees of Phootball are falling all over themselves to ban the ph-word — and all driven by an insolent spiritual pride that represents our current apostate elites very well — I am more than willing to have some phun over their phailures of imagination when it comes to fallic placement. It’s their pride that makes it so funny.

— Douglas Wilson, “Circumlocutions and Faggotré”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), February 27, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: It’s Funny to Call Gay Men “Faggots” and “Fudgepackers”

“fudgepacker”

In the same post, he joked that the banned “eff-word” was “fudgepacker.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

And so I will do my best and will say that if circumlocutions are required of me, at the end of the day, when all things are considered, in the course of any proffered argument that I might want to advance concerning certain persons who are individual practitioners of that class of actions historically understood as faggotré […] “That’s it, bub.” I find myself in court, looking at a $250 fine, and ten counseling sessions. “How do you plead?” “Your honor, I will be the first to admit that my French is not the best...” “How do you plead?” “Not guilty, your honor.” “And yet you acknowledge that you used the word... the word spelled f-a-g-g-o-t-r-é?” “Yes, your honor. I did use that word...” “How was that not a violation of the ban on the eff-word? The Constitutional Amendment concerning this passed a entire year ago.” “Your honor, I didn’t know that was the word. I thought the eff-word law was referring to fudgepacker.” […] So would I ever taunt a slave of a particular sexual sin with a word like faggot? Of course not. But when these Pharisees of Phootball are falling all over themselves to ban the ph-word — and all driven by an insolent spiritual pride that represents our current apostate elites very well — I am more than willing to have some phun over their phailures of imagination when it comes to fallic placement. It’s their pride that makes it so funny.

— Douglas Wilson, “Circumlocutions and Faggotré”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), February 27, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: It’s Funny to Call Gay Men “Faggots” and “Fudgepackers”

“Sodomites”

Doug Wilson has called gay people “Sodomites” with “foul sexual habits.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

Sodomites parade in the streets, claiming that if we do not appropriate more money to study why people with foul sexual habits get sick, we are somehow violating their civil rights.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, “White Guilt”, p. 46

Full entry: The “+” in LGBTQ+ Includes Pedophilia, and Consensual Gay Sex Is as Sinful as Child Rape

“alphabet people”

Doug Wilson has called LGBTQ+ people “the alphabet people” and said the “+” includes pedophilia.

2026 · UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton Full quote

[Spencer Macnaughton: “Right, that’s pedophilia though, which is of course different than homosexuality.”] Well, it’s a species of homosexual behavior. So let’s say it’s a Roman Catholic priest and a 15-year-old boy... [SM: “So you see pedophilia as an element of homosexuality, is that right?”] Yeah, if we’re talking about the alphabet people. Right? ... LGBTQ+. What’s under the plus? [SM: “Not pedophilia. Would you consider adding a ‘P’? Do you think a P is meant into that umbrella of LGBTQ?”] Absolutely. [SM: “You do? Because you conflate lesbians and gay people with, like, kind of akin to pedophiles. People who rape children?”] I don’t think that I’m making that association. I think the LGBTQ+ acronym, that whole chain, is sort of a sexual alliance of people who are defying traditional biblical norms. And pedophilia is one of those things that defies those norms. [SM: “Do you see two men having sex as equally sinful as a man raping a girl?”] Yeah, they’re both violations of God’s law.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Spencer Macnaughton, “‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Wants Gay Men Prosecuted for These Acts”, UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton, Section: “Back in the Closet, Boys”, July 20, 2026 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: The “+” in LGBTQ+ Includes Pedophilia, and Consensual Gay Sex Is as Sinful as Child Rape

Transgender people 4

“the men with silk undies getting hormone shots”

Doug Wilson has described transgender women as “the men with silk undies getting hormone shots.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

And we also have to tell them that there is a pro forma way of coming to the sacrament that just accelerates the hell-bound. As I write that last sentence, I am most eager not to have it taken as encouragement to morbid introspection by the uberpious. I am talking about the guys getting lap dances, the angry husbands, the men with silk undies getting hormone shots, and so on. Paul says that the works of the flesh (which result in not inheriting the kingdom) are manifest.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Part Three: Speaking Biblically

“Bruno”

Doug Wilson has referred to a transgender girl as “Bruno.”

2025 · CNN Full quote

So for example, when you send Bruno into [the?] shower with the junior high girls and you force that on them and you arrest parents who protest at the school board meeting, I would call that totalitarian… So when someone says, oh, you’re imposing on the woman who wants to be a fighter pilot, who wants to be a submariner, you’re imposing on her? I say, yes, but what you’re doing is imposing on other people. You’re imposing your worldview on other people… There’s no way that antithetical worldviews can exist without one imposing on the other.

— Douglas Wilson, “Extended CNN interview: Inside Doug Wilson’s crusade for Christian domination in the age of Trump”, CNN, at 14:51, August 12, 2025 Source ↗

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“simply sad”

Doug Wilson has said transgenderism is “simply sad.”

2026 · UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton Full quote

I think transgenderism is simply sad. I don’t think that it should be elevated to a category given equal carved-out rights... The man is the image and glory of God, and the woman is the glory of the man. I believe God created us in such a way as to reflect his glory. And the transsexual movement, I think, is a movement away from that glory... So when I see people who are tatted up and pierced, dog collar, it’s hard for me to not see self-loathing. [Spencer Macnaughton: “I have a lot of trans friends, none of them are wearing those things.”] Well, I’m glad you’re more fortunate... We’ve seen many instances of transsexual violence over the last few years. That doesn’t mean that all transsexuals are violent, but a disproportionate number of the violent episodes are coming from transsexual individuals.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Spencer Macnaughton, “‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Wants Gay Men Prosecuted for These Acts”, UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton, Section: “Trans People Are ‘Sad’”, July 20, 2026 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Transgender People Are “Sad,” “Self-Loathing” People in “Dog Collars” Who Are Disproportionately Violent

“self-loathing”

Asked about transgender people, Doug Wilson said that when he sees people “tatted up and pierced, dog collar, it’s hard for me to not see self-loathing.”

2026 · UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton Full quote

I think transgenderism is simply sad. I don’t think that it should be elevated to a category given equal carved-out rights... The man is the image and glory of God, and the woman is the glory of the man. I believe God created us in such a way as to reflect his glory. And the transsexual movement, I think, is a movement away from that glory... So when I see people who are tatted up and pierced, dog collar, it’s hard for me to not see self-loathing. [Spencer Macnaughton: “I have a lot of trans friends, none of them are wearing those things.”] Well, I’m glad you’re more fortunate... We’ve seen many instances of transsexual violence over the last few years. That doesn’t mean that all transsexuals are violent, but a disproportionate number of the violent episodes are coming from transsexual individuals.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Spencer Macnaughton, “‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Wants Gay Men Prosecuted for These Acts”, UNCLOSETED with Spencer Macnaughton, Section: “Trans People Are ‘Sad’”, July 20, 2026 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Transgender People Are “Sad,” “Self-Loathing” People in “Dog Collars” Who Are Disproportionately Violent

Black Americans & Africans 7

“black shame and envy”

Doug Wilson has blamed the 2020 unrest after George Floyd's death partly on “black shame and envy.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

We are talking about the ache of fatherlessness, meeting up with a generation that was drugged instead of educated, meeting up with white guilt and envy, meeting up with black shame and envy, meeting up with suffocating paternalism from the state, meeting up with overweening incompetence from the state, and all conspiring to fill the room with fumes, there to await the death of George Floyd.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Epilogue: Hot Gospel for Heated Times

“Kwandi Kweebe”

Mocking Afrocentrist history, Doug Wilson wrote the sarcastic line: “Kwandi Kweebe invented the light bulb? Oh, great. Now I feel empowered.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

Advocacy history in its “Afrocentrist” guise says that blacks taught Socrates everything he knew, blacks built the pyramids, and so forth. Intelligent blacks are embarrassed by the whole farce. “Kwandi Kweebe invented the light bulb? Oh, great. Now I feel empowered.”

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, “Black Confederates”, p. 72

“obvious inferiority”

Doug Wilson has written about “the obvious inferiority of black culture” in the era of slavery.

2005 · Black & Tan Full quote

The reason we were slandered in the way we were was simply because we refused to say that racism was a sin against the State or against humanity. All sin, if it is indeed sin, is sin against God. […] Both Northerners and Southerners were misled by the obvious inferiority of black culture at that time, which had nothing to do with whether blacks bore the image of God in man, and everything to do with whether the gospel had yet had an opportunity to do its work within black culture.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan, Canon Press, 2005, “Black and Tan”, pp. 30–31

Full entry: Racism Is Not a Sin Against Humanity

“beating on a hollow log”

Comparing European and African cultures, Doug Wilson set Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos against “someone beating on a hollow log with a couple of sticks.”

2005 · Black & Tan Full quote

Picture a kid in the seventh grade looking down on those woefully benighted fifth-graders. His knowledge is vaster, his sophistication sleeker, his skateboard wider, his pride complete. Now think of Europeans and Africans. [...] All men exhibit the image of God equally, but all cultures are not equal. As we look at all the tribes of men, we see some that have landed a man on the moon, and some that have not yet worked out the concept of the wheel. We have some with one whole row in the supermarket dedicated to shampoo, while in another tribe hair is washed in cow urine. We have orchestras playing The Brandenburg Concertos compared to someone beating on a hollow log with a couple of sticks.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan, Canon Press, 2005, “Black and Tan”, p. 33

Full entry: European Culture Is Superior to African Culture

“washed in cow urine”

In the same passage he contrasted a supermarket shampoo aisle with a tribe where “hair is washed in cow urine.”

2005 · Black & Tan Full quote

Picture a kid in the seventh grade looking down on those woefully benighted fifth-graders. His knowledge is vaster, his sophistication sleeker, his skateboard wider, his pride complete. Now think of Europeans and Africans. [...] All men exhibit the image of God equally, but all cultures are not equal. As we look at all the tribes of men, we see some that have landed a man on the moon, and some that have not yet worked out the concept of the wheel. We have some with one whole row in the supermarket dedicated to shampoo, while in another tribe hair is washed in cow urine. We have orchestras playing The Brandenburg Concertos compared to someone beating on a hollow log with a couple of sticks.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan, Canon Press, 2005, “Black and Tan”, p. 33

Full entry: European Culture Is Superior to African Culture

“residual paganism”

Doug Wilson has written that the descendants of American slaves are “still sometimes held down by their own sins and residual paganism.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

And as for those first slaves: their descendants, while still sometimes held down by their own sins and residual paganism, not to mention the sins of others against them, have been blessed by being part of this culture. This is why a secular approach to racial reconciliation will always be doomed. Throughout our history, God has brought many blessings to the blacks as well, at the center of which was access to the gospel. The tragedy of pagan Africa was more significant than the tragedy of Southern slavery.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Foreword, p. ix

Full entry: European Culture Is Superior to African Culture

“egalitarian envy”

Doug Wilson has dismissed calling racial pay gaps an injustice as “simply the voice of egalitarian envy.”

2024 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

When someone says that it is injustice for a white man to make more money than a black man, that is simply the voice of egalitarian envy [...] The way they talk about white privilege is envious and sinful.

— Douglas Wilson, “Okay to be White”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), February 28, 2024 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Black People Looking for Equality are Just Envious

Muslims & immigrants 9

“Islamatards”

Doug Wilson has called Muslim Democratic politicians “Islamatards.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog (YouTube) Full quote

If Hassan dies whimpering, it will be about 5 minutes before we are flooded with memes, some of them very funny, which exhibit exactly the problem I think somebody should be anticipating. On the other hand, if Hassan faces death with any kind of fortitude, then the whole thing may well create a martyr and saint for the Islamatards. And who around here needed that?

— Douglas Wilson, “What Should Christians Think Of The Execution of Hassan? | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog (YouTube), Timestamp 06:30, October 14, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Muslims Are “Islamatards” and “Islamo-Commies,” and Non-Christian Immigrants Are “Sand in the Sugar Bowl”

“islamo commie”

Naming Muslim Democrats Zohran Mamdani, Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, Doug Wilson urged voters to vote against anything “islamo commie.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

We need to be geared up to vote against everything commie, commie adjacent, commie simpatico, commie in denial, or coming to the point at issue, islamo commie. And when you go into the voting booth, you should be going into the booth looking like Aragorn at Helm's Deep, all done fooling around.

— Douglas Wilson, “The Rise of the Islamo-Commies | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 6:01, August 17, 2026 Source ↗

“the third world”

Arguing against Muslim and Hindu immigration, Doug Wilson said, “You can't import the third world without becoming the third world.”

2026 · Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter Full quote

You can't import you can't import the third world without becoming the third world. And you you can't if you brought in a million Muslims and a million Hindus and put them on each side of the you have just introduced India and Pakistan. All right? You've you've you've not you've not westernized anything. You've made everything worse.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson: The Full Interview”, Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter, at 25:09, October 22, 2026 Source ↗

“Muslim invasion”

Doug Wilson calls Muslim immigration to Europe a “Muslim invasion” that inspires bloodshed.

2026 · Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter Full quote

And the kind of Muslim invasion that's going on in Europe is an inspiration to bloodshed at a level of 10 100X uh as opposed to a conference title that uses warfare as a metaphor. Uh so, the the actual issue is uncontrolled borders.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson: The Full Interview”, Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter, at 24:37, October 22, 2026 Source ↗

“little Pakistan”

Doug Wilson said a million Muslims in Nebraska would not be “additional Nebraskans” but “little Pakistan.”

2026 · Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter Full quote

So, if we put a million Muslims down in the middle of Nebraska, you don't have additional Nebraskans, you have little Pakistan now, right? And that's what my my concern is.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson: The Full Interview”, Phil Williams, Investigative Reporter, at 22:59, October 22, 2026 Source ↗

“yearning for underage girls”

Doug Wilson has said the Islamic tradition has a “yearning for underage girls,” made worse “by means of wedding dresses.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

The problem was that the tradition of the prophet, though far more bombastic and dogmatic than what we were hearing from the the men of the West, was a tradition that was bloody and twisted. They too had a yearning for underage girls, only made more grotesque, if that were possible, by means of wedding dresses.

— Douglas Wilson, “The Rise of the Islamo-Commies | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 1:40, August 17, 2026 Source ↗

“someone with a name like Muhammad”

Doug Wilson has said terror attackers are likely “someone with a name like Muhammad.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

On top of that, if we look at the shock troops of the power play that is unfolding, whenever somebody drives a van into a farmers market or an airplane into a skyscraper or there's a shooting in a military base or bombing or a beheading, the chances are excellent outstanding that the perpetrator's name is not Kayem or Ehud or Moshe, despite the Jews being the real threat around here according to some, but rather someone with a name like Muhammad along with motives that remain unclear.

— Douglas Wilson, “The Rise of the Islamo-Commies | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 3:51, August 17, 2026 Source ↗

“sand in the sugar bowl”

Doug Wilson has compared non-Christian immigrants to sand in the sugar bowl: “how much sand can you put in the sugar bowl before it’s not the sugar bowl anymore?”

2026 · Canon Press (YouTube) Full quote

And this is why Joe’s talk is so important, because how much sand can you put in the sugar bowl before it’s not the sugar bowl anymore, right? So you have a Christian nation with a Christian consensus, Christian history, and then in the Biden years alone, over 13 million people with different views on things are flooding the zone... We’re only having the debate because of immigration. If we had 1920 levels of the demographic in America, we wouldn’t be having this debate.

— Douglas Wilson, “DEBATE: Which Way America? Albert Mohler, Doug Wilson, Joe Rigney, Paul D. Miller”, Canon Press (YouTube), Timestamp 02:19:53, August 20, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Muslims Are “Islamatards” and “Islamo-Commies,” and Non-Christian Immigrants Are “Sand in the Sugar Bowl”

“Muslim fumes”

Discussing riots in France, Doug Wilson blamed “all the Muslim fumes in the room.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog (YouTube) Full quote

As one insightful soul on Twitter put it, ‘Europe will be destroyed by women who project onto those animals the motherhood that belonged to the children they aborted.’ But as Michael Knowles pointed out, there is a problem with the popular takeaway that Muslim immigrants are rioting and causing all this mayhem. The reality is a bit more complicated than that. This is not to exonerate the Muslims over their involvement because they certainly joined in on what they considered to be the festivities... lighting off these periodic conflagrations is a lot more dangerous than the French way used to be because of all the Muslim fumes in the room now.

— Douglas Wilson, “Go Home, Europe, You’re Drunk | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog (YouTube), Timestamps 01:07 & 06:36, October 21, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Muslims Are “Islamatards” and “Islamo-Commies,” and Non-Christian Immigrants Are “Sand in the Sugar Bowl”

Women 25

“herpes on heels”

Doug Wilson has called a woman seen at the mall “herpes on heels.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

It is that kind of thing, she fulminates, that is causing the country to descend into a sinkhole of corruption. And yeah, she’s right about that. But we want to be the kind of men who can learn to see this sin rightly, including these delights of sexual lust being advertised by herpes on heels.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, The Meaning of Sex: Nuisance Lust

“the kind of people that people come out of”

Doug Wilson has said women are “the kind of people that people come out of.”

2025 · CNN Full quote

And I say, yeah, we’re stereotyping. Guilty. [Pamela Brown: “So what does that mean? What role do you think women play in society?”] Women are the kind of people that people come out of. [Pamela Brown: “So you just think they’re meant to have babies? … They’re just a vessel?”] No, it doesn’t take any talent to simply reproduce biologically. The wife and mother who is the chief executive of the home is entrusted with three or four or five eternal souls.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Pamela Brown, “Extended CNN interview: Inside Doug Wilson’s crusade for Christian domination in the age of Trump”, CNN, at 19:47, August 12, 2025 Source ↗

Full entry: Women Are “the Kind of People That People Come Out Of”

“priestess of lust”

Doug Wilson has called Lutheran pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber “that priestess of lust.”

2019 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

Bolz-Weber wants to throw away the law, Delong and Ventura want a kinder, gentler law, a version that might somehow escape the censures of the likes of Bolz-Weber. But if any law remains, that priestess of lust will be most seriously displeased.

— Douglas Wilson, “That Lutheran Jezebel Lady”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), March 6, 2019 Source ↗

“Jezebels”

Doug Wilson titled a post about Nadia Bolz-Weber “That Lutheran Jezebel Lady” and wrote that “the Jezebels are going to Jezebel.”

2019 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

But it would take more than that kind of thing to really get me going. I mean, the Jezebels are going to Jezebel, right?

— Douglas Wilson, “That Lutheran Jezebel Lady”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), March 6, 2019 Source ↗

“hoochie mamas”

Doug Wilson has written that a rowdy secular hedonist is interested in “crack cocaine and hoochie mamas.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

The former walks at dawn in a manicured flower garden, contemplating chess moves and Rawlsian political theory, while the latter is more interested in crack cocaine and hoochie mamas.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, The Wickedness of Secularism

“unloved and therefore ugly”

Doug Wilson listed “unloved and therefore ugly women” among the marks of modern secular culture.

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

And so this is why we are confronting a culture of tedious and interminable dullness, characterized by short attention spans, sound-byte argumentation, tepid […] poetry, obnoxious art and architecture, techno-chattering music, unloved and therefore ugly women, unloved and rejected children, not to mention unloved and therefore dismembered children, and a culture rapidly becoming as grotesque as a Super Bowl half-time.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Dabney in Full, p. 81–82

“mouthy”

Doug Wilson has written that “the Bible teaches that mouthy women are a pain in the neck.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

Better to live in the corner of an attic than to be around a contentious woman (21:9; 25:24). Better to be out in the desert than to be around a quarrelsome woman (21:19). To be in a house that leaks during a downpour is about the same (27:15). In short, the Bible teaches that mouthy women are a pain in the neck.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Seventeen: Courtship and Betrothal

“young twinkie with enhanced mammaries”

Doug Wilson has described the woman a man leaves his wife for as “some young twinkie with enhanced mammaries.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

A man who ditches the actual wife of his youth is thereby revealing that he abandoned another woman (Wisdom) some time before. Before he leaves his wife for some young twinkie with enhanced mammaries, he has to have already left wisdom for folly.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, Chapter 1: Wisdom Is a Woman

“blonde bikini-clad welterweight”

Doug Wilson has described a woman in a pop-up computer image as “some blonde bikini-clad welterweight.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

So let me explain. Suppose you are sitting at your computer, and some blonde bikini-clad welterweight pops up on the screen.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, Chapter 17: Nuisance Lust

“pop-up twinkie”

Doug Wilson has called a woman in a pop-up bikini image a “pop-up twinkie.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

Let us say another pop-up twinkie appears on your computer, this time with a green bikini, and even less of it than the girl with the red one had. If you yell, and cry out, “Ackk! my eyes, my eyes!” then you are in far greater danger than if you say, “Well, huh. We are a mammalian species it seems. Go put some clothes on now, dearie. There’s a good girl.”

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, Chapter 17: Nuisance Lust

“a sexual clown”

Doug Wilson has said a wife who dresses provocatively for her husband is “dressing up like a sexual clown.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

The hard part, the part requiring sexual discipline, is learning how to respect a woman as a genuine lady, a class act, and yet, after thirty years, to want to lay her down even more than he did the first time. That is hard to do, and it cannot be accomplished if the woman keeps dressing up like a sexual clown.

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TWELVE Sexual Solution

“feminist whines”

Doug Wilson has written that “the modern feminist whines” for respect after “losing badly” in competition with men.

1999 · Federal Husband Full quote

The modern feminist whines that we should all come to respect her distinctives after her decades-long attempts to obliterate them, her repeated attempts to compete with men on their own terms, as well as her losing badly in many such attempts.

— Douglas Wilson, Federal Husband, Canon Press, 1999, Treat Her Like a Lady

“shills”

Doug Wilson has said the women who speak for feminism are “nothing more than shills fronting for a male lie.”

1995 · Reforming Marriage Full quote

While it is true that the feminist movement is represented by female spokesperson, they are really nothing more than shills fronting for a male lie. At the foundation, feminism is the handiwork of two kinds of men —destructive, overbearing men on the one hand and wimps on the other.

— Douglas Wilson, Reforming Marriage, Canon Press, 1995, 2 – Headship and Authority

“performing cows”

Doug Wilson has called women in pornography “performing cows of Bashan.”

1995 · Reforming Marriage Full quote

The wife cannot be as exciting as some of these performing cows of Bashan, and the husband does not have the sexual stamina or prowess that such materials imply he should have.

— Douglas Wilson, Reforming Marriage, Canon Press, 1995, Chapter 7: “The Marriage Bed Is Honorable”

“orc-girls”

Doug Wilson has said the 2020 George Floyd protesters were “flexing for the orc-girls.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

What we have been seeing in our American streets over the last few years is an intersectional mash-up. It has been the meeting place where stupidity, envy, hatred, ignorance, and folly have all met up to do a little showing off. They all wanted to do a little flexing for the orc-girls. […] We are talking about the ache of fatherlessness, meeting up with a generation that was drugged instead of educated, meeting up with white guilt and envy, meeting up with black shame and envy, meeting up with suffocating paternalism from the state, meeting up with overweening incompetence from the state, and all conspiring to fill the room with fumes, there to await the death of George Floyd.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Epilogue, Hot Gospel for Heated Times

“a couple of C-words”

Doug Wilson has also said that Nadia Bolz-Weber and Gloria Steinem are “a couple of C-words,” claiming he was only “translating” what they say about themselves.

2026 · Michael Knowles Full quote

And I said basically in a piece, I said, "Look, this is not my language. This is not how I talk, but these two women have reduced women to that, right? They've reduced women to that. So, all they are saying is that they are a couple of C-words." Yeah. Okay? And I said, "This is not me saying this. This is what I'm translating for you. I'm telling you what they are claiming. They're radically reductionist, right? And so then So, I used that word just consciously, decidedly, because I was opposing something that was horrific."... What I've seen is that people will gather—they'll go through all my writing, I write a lot—and they will gather up the few instances where I've used a jalapeno. They gather them all up and put them on one cracker and then make a meme out of it and say, "Look at this bad person." Well, I'm not going to apologize for any of that.

— Douglas Wilson, “A Catholic & Protestant Discuss Christianity & Nationalism: Michael Knowles ft. Doug Wilson”, Michael Knowles, at 25:00, April 4, 2026 Source ↗

“heretic lady”

Doug Wilson has called the Lutheran pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber a “Lutheran theologian heretic lady.”

2026 · Michael Knowles Full quote

Uh one of the famous ones was I was talking about uh Nadia Bolz-Weber who's a Lutheran theologian heretic lady and radical left and it and she had taken gathered up purity rings from um a a bunch of ex-evangelicals

— Douglas Wilson, “A Catholic & Protestant Discuss Christianity & Nationalism: Michael Knowles ft. Doug Wilson”, Michael Knowles, at 23:23, April 4, 2026 Source ↗

“a circus pony”

Doug Wilson has said some women “deck themselves out like a circus pony.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

The scriptures take a very dim view of the impulse that some women have to deck themselves out like a circus pony.

— Douglas Wilson, “Reflections on the Tattooed Lady | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 2:12, August 26, 2026 Source ↗

“small-breasted biddies”

Doug Wilson has called feminists “small-breasted biddies.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

So feminism — smash the patriarchy feminism — wants us to be ruled by harridans, termagants, harpies and crones. That sets the tone, and the pestering is then made complete by small-breasted biddies who want to make sure nobody is using too much hot water in the shower, and that we are all getting plenty of fiber. And if anyone reads these words and believes that I am attacking all women by them, that would provide great example of why we should not entrust our cultural future to people who can’t read.

— Douglas Wilson, “Smash the Complementarity”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), October 7, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Feminists Are “Harridans, Termagants, Harpies and Crones” and “Small-Breasted Biddies”

“harridans, termagants, harpies and crones”

In the same post he said feminism wants us “to be ruled by harridans, termagants, harpies and crones.”

2014 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

So feminism — smash the patriarchy feminism — wants us to be ruled by harridans, termagants, harpies and crones. That sets the tone, and the pestering is then made complete by small-breasted biddies who want to make sure nobody is using too much hot water in the shower, and that we are all getting plenty of fiber. And if anyone reads these words and believes that I am attacking all women by them, that would provide great example of why we should not entrust our cultural future to people who can’t read.

— Douglas Wilson, “Smash the Complementarity”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), October 7, 2014 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Feminists Are “Harridans, Termagants, Harpies and Crones” and “Small-Breasted Biddies”

“cunts”

Doug Wilson wrote that Nadia Bolz-Weber and Gloria Steinem were “shamelessly declaring to the world that they are just a couple of cunts.”

2019 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

So let me tell you what this symbolism really means. This is what they are saying. They are shamelessly declaring to the world that they are just a couple of cunts.

— Douglas Wilson, “That Lutheran Jezebel Lady”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), March 6, 2019 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Women Who Misinterpret Scripture Should Be Called Cunts

“asking for it”

Doug Wilson has said a woman who refuses “the protection of good men” is “the one asking for it.”

2026 · NPR (Newsmakers) Full quote

[Leila Fadel: “When they’ve walked away from the protections of fathers and brothers, what it amounts to is a tacit, implicit in principle, not overt acceptance of the propriety of rape. This is from a 2016 blog.”] Yeah, correct. I’m not saying anything about the propriety of rape. What I’m saying is the women who do these things, they’re the ones saying that. So, if you refuse the protection of good men, then I’m saying you’re the one asking for it. I’m pleading with you to stop asking for it... Let’s say someone parks his car in a bad part of town, leaves his wallet on the dashboard with $20 bills sticking out of it... What I’m saying is that the idiot who left his wallet on the dashboard, he was arguing for the propriety of theft.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Leila Fadel, “The Pastor Who Wants to Repeal Voting Rights for Women Is Becoming More Mainstream”, NPR (Newsmakers), Timestamp 30:06, July 7, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Women Who Refuse Male Protection Tacitly Accept Rape

“tacitly agree on the propriety of rape”

He has written that women who insist on “no masculine protection” are women who “tacitly agree on the propriety of rape.”

1997 · Her Hand in Marriage: Biblical Courtship in the Modern World Full quote

Women inescapably need godly masculine protection against ungodly masculine harassment; women who refuse protection from their fathers and husbands must seek it from the police. But women who genuinely insist on 'no masculine protection’ are really women who tacitly agree on the propriety of rape […] Men are designed by God to initiate and lead, and women are designed to respond.

— Douglas Wilson, Her Hand in Marriage: Biblical Courtship in the Modern World, Canon Press, 1997, Chapter 2: “A Brief History of Systematized Folly”, p. 13

Full entry: Women Who Refuse Male Protection Tacitly Accept Rape

“feminist ministrix”

Doug Wilson has called women pastors “the feminist ministrix.”

2026 · Canon Press (YouTube) Full quote

Christ died so that foul racists and evil woketards might both be forgiven and united in the new race. Grace is offered to slave owners and DEI coordinators, but I repeat myself. The feminist ministrix is invited right alongside the chauvinist blowhard.

— Douglas Wilson, “Douglas Wilson’s Sofa Emporium | No Quarter November 2026”, Canon Press (YouTube), Timestamp 04:50, October 31, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Systemic Racism and “White Privilege” Are Not Sins, and DEI Coordinators Are Equivalent to Slave Owners

“adornment fail”

Doug Wilson called Rep. Nancy Mace’s tattoos “an adornment fail.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog (YouTube) Full quote

When a woman is loved and secured by her father, and then by her husband, the result is that she flourishes in loveliness. Love bestows loveliness. When that is lacking for whatever reason, she might fight to hide the deficit by means of bangles that shine, or she might start adding blemishes of her own because she feels blemished. [Nancy] Mace has said that she got the tattoos during a time of personal turmoil. She’s been married twice before, and when she broke up with her third fiancé, she turned to the ink... A woman could do this because she believes it is an adornment. Well, I would continue to believe that it was an adornment fail.

— Douglas Wilson, “Reflections on the Tattooed Lady | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog (YouTube), Timestamps 03:35 & 05:01, August 26, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Women with Tattoos Are Uglified

Men who don't measure up 15

“a wuss”

Doug Wilson has written that for a boy to win his school's approval “would require becoming a wuss.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

Consequently, in such a school the students who get faculty commendations frequently are the girls and the boys who behave like girls. […] The self-respecting boys include many who are not at all discipline problems, but who are not about to do what it takes to receive the approbation of the school. That would require becoming a wuss.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Thirteen: School Work

“a covenant wimp”

Doug Wilson has called a husband who yells and blusters “a covenant wimp.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

In the same way, we tend to think that a man who yells and blusters and intimidates has an excess of strength. We think he has a surplus. But biblically understood, he is actually a covenant wimp.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, Chapter 8: Try a Little Tenderness

“a simple-minded juggins”

Doug Wilson has mocked the inconsiderate husband who expects sex at bedtime as “a simple-minded juggins.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

And of course, at the end of the day, when the lights are turned down low, he should head off to bed like a simple-minded juggins, acting the part of a grinning prospector who is expecting to find a sexual El Dorado any minute now.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, Chapter 12: How to Exasperate Your Wife

“sexual meathead”

Doug Wilson has called a man who indulges his lust a “sexual meathead.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

Why on earth would we want to climb back into that snake pit? Nothing can come of it but the kind of suffering especially adapted to the sexual meathead

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TWO Lust and Pornography

“like a mongrel dog”

Doug Wilson has said men in the grip of prolonged lust start humping everything in sight “like a mongrel dog on some hapless postman’s leg.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

When men are in the grip of prolonged lust they are soon dissatisfied with normal sexual pleasure and begin looking around for other things which will expand their sexual horizons. This is the source of all perversions and fetishes. The whole world becomes a sexual partner, and like a mongrel dog on some hapless postman’s leg, they begin humping everything in sight

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TWO Lust and Pornography

“sexual bonehead”

Doug Wilson has called a husband who treats his wife as an outlet for lust a “sexual bonehead.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

But the thoughtless man is not making love to a wife; he is masturbating in someone else’s presence. One writer spoke memorably of the fact that some men make love to a woman the way an orangutan might play the violin. This kind of sexual bonehead is quickly frustrated with his “frigid” wife and is off looking for females more to his liking.

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TWO Lust and Pornography

“a mouth-breather”

Doug Wilson has said a man who stocks up on lustful images is on his way to becoming “a mouth-breather.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

In the grip of self-deception, a man might spend a lot of time stocking his storehouse and yet believe that what he is doing “does not affect him.” In this he is grossly self-deceived and well on his way to becoming a mouth-breather.

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TEN Masturbation

“a loser”

Doug Wilson has said a man who stays single from a lack of self-control has made himself “a loser that no self-respecting woman would want to marry.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

It is also different from the individual who is celibate from necessity—unmarried, not because of dedication to Christ, but unmarried because a lack of self-control in his life has managed to create a loser that no self-respecting woman would want to marry.

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER Eleven Celibacy

“her fathead of a husband”

Doug Wilson has described the husband who wants sex from his worn-out wife at the end of the day as “her fathead of a husband.”

1999 · Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man Full quote

Picture a long line of draining and exhausting demands, and there, standing last in line around 10:30 that night, is her fathead of a husband with bedroom eyes. Then , when the sex is not to his liking, he blames her.

— Douglas Wilson, Fidelity: What It Means to Be a One-Woman Man, Canon Press, 1999, CHAPTER TWELVE Sexual Solution

“spiritual eunuchs”

Doug Wilson has said modern Christian men “have become spiritual eunuchs.”

1999 · Federal Husband Full quote

Our men have become spiritual eunuchs. At the head and heart of each family is a man. […] Modern Christian men can be divided into two categories—those who have acquiesced to the current dictates requiring this effeminacy and those who think they have not capitulated because they are still allowed to beat their chests at home.

— Douglas Wilson, Federal Husband, Canon Press, 1999, As for Me and My House

“capons and cockqueans”

Doug Wilson has called effeminate men “capons and cockqueans.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

Effeminacy is the pursuit of blame in the spirit of self-loathing. Because we live in effeminate times, the capons and cockqueans have insisted that our default metric must be to always and everywhere blame the male. For extra intersectionality points, we have seen this expanded to always and everywhere blame the white hetero male.

— Douglas Wilson, “On Becoming a Responsible Man | Blog and Mablog”, Blog & Mablog, November 4, 2026 Source ↗

“beta males and wimps and capons”

Doug Wilson has called men in contemporary American society “beta males and wimps and capons.”

2025 · On the Line Full quote

But when you have a society full of beta males and wimps and capons and then half the people receiving PhDs in political science are women, and then we've got more and more women in the Senate and the House and everybody's saying, "Yay, progress," I don't see it as progress at all. I'm happy to budget for the occasional weird thing.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson Addresses Viral CNN Interview | Christian Nationalism, Feminism, & Restoring Sanity”, On the Line, at 47:13, September 8, 2025 Source ↗

“gathered up their skirts”

Doug Wilson has said reactionary men “gathered up their skirts to run away from the blame.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

In what was believed to be striking and courageous, it was out of the fire and into the frying pan, away from self-loathing and into blame avoidance. The rule of effeminacy blames the male, and the brittle men in reaction gathered up their skirts to run away from the blame.

— Douglas Wilson, “On Becoming a Responsible Man | Blog and Mablog”, Blog & Mablog, at 1:05, November 4, 2026 Source ↗

“effeminate males”

Doug Wilson has said men who seek to be feminist allies are “effeminate males” who “crawl toward the matriarchal court.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

The effeminate males crawl toward the matriarchal court being held at the far end, pleading to be included as an ally.

— Douglas Wilson, “On Becoming a Responsible Man | Blog and Mablog”, Blog & Mablog, at 14:16, November 4, 2026 Source ↗

“breast implants”

Of men taught to be “sensitive, open, responsive, intimate, caring,” Doug Wilson wrote: “About the only thing that is missing is breast implants.”

1999 · Federal Husband Full quote

This is a common problem with the Promise Keeper approach to the inculcation of masculinity. Men gather together in small groups in order to learn how to relate to one another on a more intimate level. In other words, they gather together to learn to relate to one another as women relate to each other. “Real” masculinity is described as being sensitive, open, responsive, intimate, caring, and the rest of it. (About the only thing that is missing is breast implants.)

— Douglas Wilson, Federal Husband, Canon Press, 1999, Section Two: “Masculinist Reactions”, pp. 36–37

Full entry: Sensitive, Caring Men Are Not Real Men

Other Christians & churches 27

“black crow in the gutter”

Doug Wilson has likened a bishop processing up the aisle to “the shiniest and baddest black crow in the gutter.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

In the meantime, we do not need for the bishop to process up the central aisle like the shiniest and baddest black crow in the gutter.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, The Bride of Christ Is a Hot Mess

“cardboard cutout celebrity pastors”

Doug Wilson has dismissed “cardboard cutout celebrity pastors, grinning at us, as smug as all dammit.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

We do not need any more cardboard cutout celebrity pastors, grinning at us, as smug as all dammit.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, The Bride of Christ Is a Hot Mess

“hair product youth pastors”

Doug Wilson has mocked “our hair product youth pastors” as things that will “go up in a sheet of flame.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

But all the things we have made out of pine needles will go up in a sheet of flame—our celebrity conferences, our hair product youth pastors, our liturgical mummeries, our doctrinal gnat-strangling, and our arguments on the road

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, The Bride of Christ Is a Hot Mess

“social justice hooey”

Doug Wilson has said the labors of Christian activists produce “a bunch of social justice hooey.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

The activists want Him to be King, and the end result of their labors is a bunch of social justice hooey.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Against Systematics

“crazed anabaptists”

Doug Wilson has referred to “radical charismatics and crazed anabaptists.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

After a time, others—by which I mean radical charismatics and crazed anabaptists—start setting their fires on the coffee table or the love seat. But at least they knew the room was cold and something should be done about it.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, For the New Birth

“modern circus of evangelicalism”

Doug Wilson has referred to “the modern circus of evangelicalism.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

There are any number of ministers in our gathering of churches who do not have the same warm spot in their heart that I do for the two sober clowns remaining in the modern circus of evangelicalism, and that is perfectly okay.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, A Brief History of Reformed Evangelicalism

“pink-bubblegum form of evangelicalism”

Doug Wilson has described contemporary evangelicalism as “a pink-bubblegum form of evangelicalism.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

But I am an evangelical, and I believe that historic evangelicalism (as distinguished from what has become a pink-bubblegum form of evangelicalism) has contributed something important to the general inheritance of the catholic church.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Catholic Evangelicalism

“doctrinal gnat-stranglers”

Doug Wilson has called his opponents in a doctrinal controversy “the doctrinal gnat-stranglers.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

When a certain doctrinal controversy broke out a few years ago, it was necessary to take the fire hose of grace to the doctrinal gnat-stranglers. But we have to always remember that—in Scripture —the fire hose of grace sprays in a 360-degree radius, and not just 180, where those other guys are standing.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Epilogue: Break, Blow, Burn

“axis of treacle”

Doug Wilson has called modern evangelicalism “the axis of treacle.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

For now it should suffice to say that modern evangelicalism (not historic evangelicalism) is represented by what one president called the axis of treacle

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, Satiric Bite

“pretty boy preacher”

Doug Wilson has mocked the modern “pretty boy preacher.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

In stark contrast with this, a modern pretty boy preacher […] gets up front and can talk about himself the entire time he is there. He is open, transparent, honest, and emotionally approachable.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, The Meaning of Arrogance

“wet spot on the pavement”

Doug Wilson has said the casual CEO-style pastor is “about as deep as a wet spot on the pavement.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

a pastor shows his prowess in humility by asking people to call him Joe. Behind the scenes he is a fierce, hard-driving CEO […] He is about as deep as a wet spot on the pavement.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, The Satire of Jesus

“snakes”

Doug Wilson has written of evangelical “magazines edited by snakes.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

throw away the vast machinery of parachurch organizations, […] magazines edited by snakes, our engineered revivalism, our holy hucksterism

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, ModEvism

“contented moo cows”

Doug Wilson has said respectable pulpits are “filled with a bunch of contented moo cows.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

Whenever the Christian faith is accepted and established in a nation, and a large number of people are members of various churches, one of the first and deadliest temptations is the lust for respectability […] Soon the pulpits of the land are filled with a bunch of contented moo cows, and everything settles down into what theologians call bovine ecclesiology.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, Spurgeon the Magnificent

“long-faced litigious types”

Doug Wilson has mocked Reformed denominational critics as “long-faced litigious types.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

But what happens if someone does imitate Jeremiah's patient suffering of affliction while going through some gnat-strangling church trial in an historic Reformed denomination? […] All of a sudden everything comes unhinged, and long-faced litigious types start to tut tut through their sinuses.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, Objections

“gospelmongers”

Doug Wilson has called evangelical ministry promoters “gospelmongers.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

Whenever a promising movement of the Holy Spirit begins nowadays, one of the first things that happens is that the agents, businessmen, and other assorted handlers move in […] to quench the gospelmongers.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, Tender Mercies

“pretend Christians”

Doug Wilson has called Christians who go along with progressive double standards “pretend Christians.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

No, it is being done so that pretend conservatives and pretend Christians will agree to act as though they were the stupid and blind ones. And many of them do it.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Jesus Mobs

“theologically liberal goo-thought”

Doug Wilson said the antebellum North had drifted into “theologically liberal goo-thought.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

When I say this sort of thing—that the North had drifted into theologically liberal goo-thought and the South was orthodox and Christian—I know I am painting with a broad brush.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Fragments from the Controversy, p. 109

“a pencil neck”

Doug Wilson has written that men who excel at the bride-like piety taught in Western churches become effeminate and “a pencil neck.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

Those who learn to do it well may develop another problem—they may become effeminate. And if they excel, then they become a pencil neck like the Rev. Mr. Kinosling in the Penrod stories.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Eleven: Church and Worship

“frankly masturbatory”

Doug Wilson has called the modern worship emphasis on “feeling worshipful” “frankly masturbatory” and said it makes men cowardly and effeminate.

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

But the recent rejection of such hymns in favor of contemporary worship music has been a step further away from a biblical masculinity. The current emphasis on “feeling worshipful” is frankly masturbatory, which in men produces a cowardly and effeminate result.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Eleven: Church and Worship

“marriage nerds”

Doug Wilson has written that the conservative Christian world is consistent in creating “marriage nerds.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

Secondly, maturity matters. The conservative Christian world is generally consistent in creating “marriage nerds.”

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Seventeen: Courtship and Betrothal

“culturally retarded”

Doug Wilson has written that the evangelical world “is crowded out to the borders with the culturally retarded.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

But because of an immature “all or nothing” mentality in the evangelical world, as soon as anything is pronounced not inherently sinful, everybody rushes off to splash about in their Christian liberty, about which more later. And this is why the evangelical world today is crowded out to the borders with the culturally retarded.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Eighteen: Contempt for the Cool

“a drunk Japanese businessman”

Doug Wilson has said modern evangelicals are like “a drunk Japanese businessman in a karaoke bar.”

2001 · Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants Full quote

The only thing they don’t know is what it all means. Modern evangelicals are like a drunk Japanese businessman in a karaoke bar singing along with the Stones. In his own boozy way, he knows everything about the song except what it is about.

— Douglas Wilson, Future Men: Raising Boys to Fight Giants, Canon Press, 2001, Chapter Eighteen: Contempt for the Cool

“yippy-skippy worship”

Doug Wilson has said America’s pulpits are full of “sentimentalist yawp, yippy-skippy worship.”

1995 · Reforming Marriage Full quote

It is true that pulpits across our country are filled with a swamp and morass of anecdotes, sentimentalist yawp, yippy-skippy worship, and make-it-up-as-you-go-along theology; but the heads of Christian homes have been willing to have it so.

— Douglas Wilson, Reforming Marriage, Canon Press, 1995, 2 – Headship and Authority

“saccharine do-gooders, weepy universalists, chagrined hand-wringers, and other exegetical bed-wetters”

Doug Wilson has called universalist and inclusive Christians “saccharine do-gooders, weepy universalists, chagrined hand-wringers, and other exegetical bed-wetters.”

2014 · Against the Church Full quote

Now there are two basic ways to mess this up. One is to deny the antithesis, which is the route of saccharine do-gooders, weepy universalists, chagrined hand-wringers, and other exegetical bed-wetters. The indivisibility of the human race (their godhead) is assumed, declared, preached, and exalted. […] Since this sets up a clear absurdity that their secular apologists cannot solve, these angular and uncooperative Christians have to be quickly shouted down and then frogmarched off for their (tax-supported) Inclusivity Training Camp. This accounts for why the tolerant and inclusive can become so savage so quickly.

— Douglas Wilson, Against the Church, Canon Press, 2014, Part Two: Grace Has a Backbone

“deep-throated panty-waists”

Doug Wilson has called men in the evangelical men’s renewal movement “deep-throated panty-waists.”

2015 · How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men Full quote

Neither are they to catch the latest feel-good wave of revival excitement which is filling up our nation’s stadiums with deep-throated panty-waists. About the only thing missing from the evangelical masculine renewal movement today would be the breast implants.

— Douglas Wilson, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, Canon Press, 2015, The Meaning of Thoughtfulness: Warrior Wuss

“Unitarian woke scolds”

Doug Wilson has said that “when Calvinism goes to seed, you get Unitarian woke scolds.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

If you remove the love of Jesus Christ from any of these three doctrinal emphases, you get terrible results, really bad stuff, you know, zombie doctrine. When Calvinism goes to seed, you get Unitarian woke scolds.

— Douglas Wilson, “Dinesh and the American Fixer-Upper | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 4:56, September 21, 2026 Source ↗

“have AIDS”

Doug Wilson has said confessional churches that don't require any confession “have AIDS.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

Let us go back to the illustration of the various confessional churches that don't require any confession. Churches like that have AIDS. They have an immune deficiency problem.

— Douglas Wilson, “Gorsuch and The American Creedle | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 6:36, September 7, 2026 Source ↗

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“uncircumcised Philistines”

Doug Wilson has said he loves “making fun of uncircumcised Philistines.”

2010 · A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking Full quote

I also love Pinot Noir, Mozart, Creedence Clearwater Revival, oatmeal stout, brown cow ice cream, mowing a field, playing softball, listening to blues, reading with my wife, playing the guitar, P.G.Wodehouse, clouds on the moutain, anapestic poetry, and making fun of uncircumcised Philistines.

— Douglas Wilson, A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking, Canon Press, 2010, Tender Mercies

“pecksniffs”

Doug Wilson has called meddlesome government rulers “pecksniffs.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, powers, and pecksniffs. Lewis worried about “meddlesome” rulers—you know, the kind who would make you sort your garbage into different-colored bins.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, All Liberty Is Founded in Christ

“the woke brigade”

Doug Wilson has dismissed progressive critics as “the woke brigade.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

But what I do think is funny is when I am asked these questions by anyone who has ever been any part of the woke brigade.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Restrain the Worst Blasphemer First

“Boobus americanus”

Doug Wilson has called the American voting public “Boobus americanus.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

The subtext of the Constitution is that we are constantly to beware of Boobus americanus and the inveigling mountebanks they elect. We are particularly to watch their beady little eyes (Art. I, Sec. 2), their greasy palms (Art. III, Sec. 1), their sweaty foreheads (Art. II, Sec. 4), and their glowing promises filled with Uplift and Sunshine (Art. IV, Sec. 4).

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, American Exceptionalism

“the ignorati”

Doug Wilson has called critics of Western civilization “the ignorati.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

I do this because all the animus that western civ draws from the ignorati is because it reminds them of the kingdom of Heaven.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Nothing New

“progressive tea kettles”

Doug Wilson described local leftists who protested his slavery booklet as “screeching like so many progressive tea kettles.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

Our particular controversy arose because the local newspaper erroneously reported that we were holding a conference on the subject of slavery, and it was not long before many of the local leftists were screeching like so many progressive tea kettles.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Regenerate but Unreconstructed, p. 15

“semi-literate journalists”

Doug Wilson dismissed reporters covering his slavery-booklet controversy as “semi-literate journalists.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

The problem is that it is the kind of phrase that semi-literate journalists think they understand. And half-educated history professors react to it by maintaining that I have no right to an opinion on paleo-anything—for I am not a trained professional historian, with a doctorate on “the ingestion of cough syrups in west London, 1815–1830, a study in contrasts.”

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Regenerate but Unreconstructed, p. 15

“half-educated history professors”

Doug Wilson called the history professors who criticized his slavery booklet “half-educated history professors.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

The problem is that it is the kind of phrase that semi-literate journalists think they understand. And half-educated history professors react to it by maintaining that I have no right to an opinion on paleo-anything—for I am not a trained professional historian, with a doctorate on “the ingestion of cough syrups in west London, 1815–1830, a study in contrasts.”

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Regenerate but Unreconstructed, p. 15

“a group of crazies”

Doug Wilson described Students for a Democratic Society as “a group of crazies from the sixties.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

My high school had an SDS chapter (Students for a Democratic Society, a group of crazies from the sixties), and one day I was surprised, coming out of my homeroom class, to see a line of cops run by with their billy clubs at the ready.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Black and Tan, p. 24

“intoleristas”

Doug Wilson has said he and his allies call progressives and liberals “intoleristas.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

Why do we call them progressives? What are they progressing to? Why do we call them liberals? They aren’t very liberal at all. In our recent conflicts with them, we have simply taken to calling them intoleristas, which seems to fit far better.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Southern Slavery and Our Culture Wars, p. 46

“secularist jihad”

Doug Wilson described secular opposition to Christianity as a “secularist jihad.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

We were interested in developing a full-orbed biblical response to the secularist jihad against the Christian faith, and we were not interested in resisting the onslaught by simply retreating to an earlier form of approved compromise.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Plowing the Same Ground, p. 63

“a confederacy of dunces”

Doug Wilson wrote that after the Civil War, the Confederate theologian R. L. Dabney found himself surrounded by “a confederacy of dunces.”

2005 · Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America Full quote

Dabney was nothing if not insightful, and when someone as clear-headed and logical as he was finds himself surrounded by a victorious wickedness, a vicious insolence, and a confederacy of dunces—in short, the Intoleristas of his day—an ever-present temptation is that of becoming hard and bitter.

— Douglas Wilson, Black & Tan: A Collection of Essays and Excursions on Slavery, Culture War, and Scripture in America, Canon Press, 2005, Dabney in Full, p. 88

“animal rights nuts”

Doug Wilson has called animal-rights activists “animal rights nuts.”

2008 · Heaven Misplaced: Christ’s Kingdom on Earth Full quote

In radical environmental circles, the current dogma is that man is the cancer of the planet. […] We must take care not to simply react to contemporary extremists, animal rights nuts, etc.

— Douglas Wilson, Heaven Misplaced: Christ’s Kingdom on Earth, Canon Press, 2008, 14. The New Humanity

“Herod-apes”

Doug Wilson has called non-Christian rulers “Herod-apes.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

There is no other way, no other option. If you will not have Christ-sons for rulers, then you have made your choice—you will have the Herod-apes for rulers.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Chapter 5: What Is Mere Christendom?

“black-robed Nazgul”

Doug Wilson has called federal judges “black-robed Nazgul.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

The point here is that the Christian has a natural point of appeal above every human institution—whether that institution be popular elections, that fortress of fraud we call the Congress, the faux-imperial White House, or the black-robed Nazgul who ghoulishly prey on the unborn. One of them singly, or all of them together, can be withstood by one courageous man with an open Bible.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Chapter 1: The Wickedness of Secularism

“DEI nincompoops”

Doug Wilson has called people promoted through diversity, equity and inclusion programs “DEI nincompoops.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

I grant that the establishment is arrayed against you. I agree with Jeremy Carl that you are the unprotected class. I understand that their malicious bigotry is real. I know that they have closed and bolted multiple doors against you. I know that you've been made to sit through insolent workshops instructing everybody else about your toxicity. I get the fact that you've watched DEI nincompoops get vaulted past you into high positions.

— Douglas Wilson, “Opportunity and Envy | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 5:56, August 19, 2026 Source ↗

“triggering simpletons”

Doug Wilson has said he “could spend my entire month triggering simpletons.”

2026 · Canon Press Full quote

There are plenty of unqualified, inflammatory things I could say this month. Some might even be true. Millennials are betas. Women are bad at voting. Men are bad at leading women. Empire's great. Hamas got what it deserved. Abolitionists are silly. White people are the worst. Black people are the worst. People are the worst. I could spend my entire month triggering simpletons.

— Douglas Wilson, “Douglas Wilson's Sofa Emporium | No Quarter November 2026”, Canon Press, at 3:43, October 31, 2026 Source ↗

“commie”

Doug Wilson has called Zohran Mamdani a “commie.”

2025 · The Young Turks Full quote

[Cenk Uygur: "You don't think the Marxists are on the verge of taking over America, do you?"] Yes, I do. [Cenk Uygur: "You do?"] Yeah... There's a commie. There's a commie. There's a commie who's going to likely be the next mayor of New York.

— Douglas Wilson, “FULL 90 MIN INTERVIEW With MAGA Pastor Doug Wilson”, The Young Turks, at 46:41, October 6, 2025 Source ↗

“little hate geysers”

Doug Wilson has called the critics who reacted to his 2025 CNN interview “little hate geysers.”

2025 · On the Line Full quote

So, uh, we were we were very happy with the interview and and the, um, feedback we've gotten has been pretty, uh, solid. Of course, we've got the […] the all sorts of little hate geysers have erupted over it, […] but we've gotten a very strong good response.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson Addresses Viral CNN Interview | Christian Nationalism, Feminism, & Restoring Sanity”, On the Line, at 6:09, September 8, 2025 Source ↗

“a snowflake”

Doug Wilson has said that only “a snowflake” would have their feelings hurt by stereotypes about men and women.

2025 · On the Line Full quote

And in order to teach them, you have to teach them stereotypes. […] Um, and but stereotypes, if you're if you're not a a snowflake, there's you're not going to have your feelings hurt by a stereotype,

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson Addresses Viral CNN Interview | Christian Nationalism, Feminism, & Restoring Sanity”, On the Line, at 51:46, September 8, 2025 Source ↗

“swamp creatures”

Doug Wilson has blamed Washington's corruption on “swamp creatures” who live in the capital year round.

2025 · On the Line Full quote

So, um, Washington DC is a sinkhole of corruption and it's be it's that way […] because we've got swamp creatures who live there year round.

— Douglas Wilson, “Doug Wilson Addresses Viral CNN Interview | Christian Nationalism, Feminism, & Restoring Sanity”, On the Line, at 1:07:34, September 8, 2025 Source ↗

“secular Klingons”

Doug Wilson has called secular opponents of Christian nationalism “the secular Klingons.”

2026 · Michael Knowles Full quote

So in the current in the […] current moment, I want to stand with Catholics shoulder to shoulder against the secular Klingons. The you know, I I think I think we've got bigger fish to fry.

— Douglas Wilson, “A Catholic & Protestant Discuss Christianity & Nationalism: Michael Knowles ft. Doug Wilson”, Michael Knowles, at 8:11, April 4, 2026 Source ↗

“crazies and moonbeams”

Doug Wilson has said the Democrats were nominating “various crazies and moonbeams” in the 2026 midterms.

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

Two, the Democrats have apparently lost their minds nominating various crazies and moonbeams.

— Douglas Wilson, “Jehovah and the Midterms | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 4:55, October 28, 2026 Source ↗

“a roomful of wet cats”

Doug Wilson has compared right-wingers who deny any extremism in their ranks to “a roomful of wet cats.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

There really is a growing problem on the right, and some of it is not all that crypto. A dragnet approach in leveling charges is not helpful. Neither is it helpful for those against whom the charges are leveled to be all indignant like a roomful of wet cats saying nobody here but us chickens.

— Douglas Wilson, “Eric Erickson and The Limits of Connecting Dots | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 1:38, September 23, 2026 Source ↗

“mountebanks, scamps, charlatans, hustlers, and frauds”

Doug Wilson has called today's crop of public voices “mountebanks, scamps, charlatans, hustlers, and frauds.”

2026 · Blog & Mablog Full quote

We live in a time where we really need to profit from his brilliance, while never forgetting that it was the post-war secular blindness, which he represents very well, that created such vast opportunities for our current crop of mountebanks, scamps, charlatans, hustlers, and frauds.

— Douglas Wilson, “Both Brilliant and Blind (Book Review: The True Believer) | Doug Wilson”, Blog & Mablog, at 2:15, September 1, 2026 Source ↗

“woketards”

Doug Wilson has called progressives “evil woketards.”

2026 · Canon Press (YouTube) Full quote

Christ died so that foul racists and evil woketards might both be forgiven and united in the new race. Grace is offered to slave owners and DEI coordinators, but I repeat myself. The feminist ministrix is invited right alongside the chauvinist blowhard.

— Douglas Wilson, “Douglas Wilson’s Sofa Emporium | No Quarter November 2026”, Canon Press (YouTube), Timestamp 04:50, October 31, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Systemic Racism and “White Privilege” Are Not Sins, and DEI Coordinators Are Equivalent to Slave Owners

“slave owners and DEI coordinators, but I repeat myself”

Doug Wilson has equated diversity officers with slaveholders: “slave owners and DEI coordinators, but I repeat myself.”

2026 · Canon Press (YouTube) Full quote

Christ died so that foul racists and evil woketards might both be forgiven and united in the new race. Grace is offered to slave owners and DEI coordinators, but I repeat myself. The feminist ministrix is invited right alongside the chauvinist blowhard.

— Douglas Wilson, “Douglas Wilson’s Sofa Emporium | No Quarter November 2026”, Canon Press (YouTube), Timestamp 04:50, October 31, 2026 Source ↗

Full entry: Systemic Racism and “White Privilege” Are Not Sins, and DEI Coordinators Are Equivalent to Slave Owners

“pot-smoking fornicators”

Doug Wilson has called modern Americans a nation of “pot-smoking fornicators.”

2023 · Mere Christendom Full quote

Civic liberty is an impossibility for a people who are enslaved to their lusts. For such a people, constitutional liberties are nothing but paper liberties—the kind of thin surety that tends to satisfy slaves who need to be flattered by their masters. [...] If you want a nation of pot-smoking fornicators to be free, you want something that is not going to happen.

— Douglas Wilson, Mere Christendom, Canon Press, 2023, Chapter 9: “All Liberty Is Founded in Christ”, pp. 113–114 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: A Nation of “Pot-Smoking Fornicators” Cannot Have Constitutional Liberty

“pagan death cult”

Doug Wilson has called the environmental movement “a pagan death cult.”

2020 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

Among other things, they have persuaded us that sustainable is a good word, and they have also persuaded us that the Greens are not the enemy of mankind. This was quite an achievement, because one of the things their mainstream leaders say over and over again, out in public and everything, is that the presence of humanity is THE problem. The environmental movement is not to be understood as Friends of Bambi and Thumper. The environmental movement has to be understood rather as a pagan death cult.

— Douglas Wilson, “What Trump is Up To Now, Along with Some Other COVID-Ends and Corona-Odds”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), April 3, 2020 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Environmentalism Is a Pagan Death Cult

“grooming centers”

Doug Wilson has called public schools “government sponsored grooming centers.”

2022 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

Graphic and obscene materials are introduced to the little kids in the government sponsored grooming centers, the word gets out, parents show up at school board meetings, the Justice Department opens investigations on the parents as potential domestic terrorists, and other parents pull their kids out and head off down the road.

— Douglas Wilson, “White Boy Summer, or How Republics Rot”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), May 30, 2022 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Public Schools Are Government Grooming Centers

“friends of pedophiles”

Doug Wilson has said people who accuse him of protecting pedophiles are “on the verge of becoming friends of pedophiles.”

2022 · All My Friends Are Heretics Podcast Full quote

People who are currently accusing me of being a friend of pedophiles are themselves on the verge of becoming friends of pedophiles.

— Douglas Wilson, interviewed by Darren Doane, “Douglas Wilson – Pedophiles, Justice, and the Gospel”, All My Friends Are Heretics Podcast, Episode 1, March 25, 2022 Source ↗

Full entry: Accusing Doug of Protecting Pedophiles Makes You the Pedophile

“revilers”

Doug Wilson called online critics of his church “revilers” who spew “venom,” and told them: “If you don’t repent, you are lost forever.”

2021 · Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com) Full quote

And revilers. God calls you to repent of the kind of venom that you spew at ministers of the gospel of free grace who stand against the sexual corruptions of this evil generation. You need to repent of all the venomous comments you made over the last week, directed at us, and there were quite a few of them. If you don’t repent, you are lost forever. Revilers will not enter the kingdom of heaven.

— Douglas Wilson, “Like a Tabloid Tarantula”, Blog & Mablog (dougwils.com), October 4, 2021 Source ↗ · Archived copy ↗

Full entry: Criticizing Leaders Like Doug Sends You to Hell